@hipstermermaid They said you can’t buy love; I just ordered endless breadsticks.
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Literally said this while texting my friend
My friend: Well at least I get to go to all the parties.
Me: I don't like parties. Why party when you could be at home, on your bed, eating marshmallows and listening to music?
susan i know ur home, just come outside so we can talk things out
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